Monday, May 5, 2008

Es Cinco De Mayo, Puto

It's Cinco de Mayo, sucka. Today is an excuse for all the gringos to get muy boracho and puke all over their nachos. I don't know one Mexican that celebrates this day. Stupid white people. I think I will celebrate this day by drinking a Corona and eating some chorizo, sweet and fatty chorizo.

Speaking of white people, I need to wish Wende a "¡Feliz cumpleaƱos!" today, at some point. Wende has the only birthday that I can remember besides my own and Jesus H's.

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